幽默的英语自我介绍大纲

Good evening,I know it's 3:00pm now,But I always what to say good le always call me XXX.I think if I have a choice.I would tell my parents I want to be called ,it's a be in this class is a wonderful use god has told me that we will be the NO.1 during the next 3 , I shouldn't tell you this because god also has told me not to tell others.I like making friends with others a I think we will have a very good time , don't expect me to tell you how to talk to k you.